Saturday 22 November 2014

NOT SO 'HAPPY ENDING'


Pick the oldest memory of Kya Kehna, add two spoons of Salam Namaste, a pinch of Hum Tum 'swaad anusar' and there you have the tried and tested, rather tired & tested formula for Saif's character.Yudi is a writer, with a writer's block and commitment issues, the whole movie is as original as this plot. The good thing is that since Saif's a pro with this by now, he plays Yudi with a agreeable ease. As an audience, the character seems acquainted, because in your mind it's more of a sequel than a new movie.

As far as Ileana is concerned, well she's just there. There are good actors, there are bad actors and there is Ileana. It is unfortunate how she is doing almost everything right to be 'Aanchal' ,another one book writer with commitment issues, but it fails to register. There is something about her that is not right, so much so that you don't even want to believe that Aanchal exists. Her screen presence is so flat and lifeless that even the skin show doesn't save it. The name of her book reminds me of lame Yahoo ids first timers use to create, 'Crazy Hearts', enough said!

The first half of the movie tirelessly introduces and justifies Yudi's character, more than we would care to know.

Amidst this drab pretense of an unusual love story, are some life saving characters.
'Montu' played by Ranveer Shorey is an adorable BFF, and one reason to not leave in the interval.
His one liners like 'Karma is being Bitchy bro' validate the genre of this movie. You would wish there was more of him than Saif.

Kalki Koechlin as a stalking girlfriend charms us with her versatility and it is refreshing to see Preity Zinta after such a long time.

The scene stealer ofcourse is our very own No.1 actor Govinda. He plays a typical bollywood narcissist, and is the only 'new' thing about this movie. Every time he appears on screen he raises the energy meter so high that you just want to pause and be amused by his guise

The casting of the movie is perfect, and all the actors have done complete justice (except one of course) in whatever limited scope they had.

The tonality on the whole is refreshing yet confused. In an attempt to be a mockery of, yet not so divergent from, the usual Rom-Coms, it leaves us with nothing to take away.
The music does deserve a special mention and will definitely linger on your playlists for a while, but other than that 'Happy Ending' is a lost cause that could have been much happier!


Abba Dabba Jabba

Talent is the most misunderstood and perplexing phenomenon across all platforms, and bollywood just tops the list.As flamboyant and unrealistic as it is,we love to see whatever new/old/copied/inspired property they come up with to call it cinema.But, imagine what would a movie be with just two lead actors. Epic dialogues like " Mere paas Maa hai ' or "police ne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai " would just become null and void. No 'andhi Maa' to make 'gajar ka halwa', no Samba sitting far away with killer eyesight and hearing power.Not even a 'Pappu pajor' or 'Surma Bhopali' to distract you from the main humdrum plot.

So here's paying an ode to all the Sansakaari Bauji's , Sluty Secretaries's,Personal Assistant to the Assistant Manager of the CEO of the 'bad gang' (read villain) and not to forget the most fashionable species on the earth-The Background Dancers.

My first post is dedicated to this ever young 'toonti too' (22) year old Kapil's bua, who rocks the small screen now, but has a long list of movies that wouldn't have been as fun without her.

Sarfarosh 
If you have a 'cheap songs' or 'sadak chaap' list, this one deserves a spot for sure,my strong recommendation! She kills it with her typical bar dance moves and clumsy flirtations.
She plays the pivotal role of a 'khabri' for the police and sidekick of the villain, which I suppose plays more importance than our pretty face lead actress. I mean, ACP Rathod's (Aamir Khan's) life would have been much easier without a perpetually questioning girlfriend.


Link to the song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMo22CUrqZc

Judaai
Talk about revolution in Cinema and I think this was it. Two women publicly objectifying a man, thumbs up girls! .This movie gave us two legendary characters , one being Paresh Rawal's of course (with the question mark on his forehead) and the other our own 'Abba Dabba Jabba' girl.Three words and plethora of expressions packed in one act, I wonder why did she not make it to the best supporting role category.Imagine you being stuck with just three words to use for as much as just 1 single day, could you be remotely as entertaining?



Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
By now she had mastered the art of being playfully slutty so well, that she just breathes comedy in this one.The security guard's wife is quite a damsel in distress.Her presence so cheerfully intruding that even our Sallu bhai cannot ignore her adorable annoyance. You wish she'd stay a li'l longer , but then we have Rani's (Priyanka Chopra) rubbish workout and almost negligible problems to go back to.But then she's hot, enough said.



Having said that, I love Bollywood and love everything about it...well almost :)
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